ohhheck:

otterboxes:

ohhheck:

how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?

a glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding english

water you doing 

(Source: officialblueshell, via crazyindianchick)

30.Jul.14 1 hour ago

oh-good-life:

If u forgot password, ask NSA

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29.Jul.14 11 hours ago

oh-good-life:

If u forgot password, ask NSA

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29.Jul.14 12 hours ago

Is There Anybody Out There - Secondhand Serenade

29.Jul.14 12 hours ago
29.Jul.14 14 hours ago

hitoml:

judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
me: boobs
jury: haha
lawyer: haha
judge: haha case dismissed

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29.Jul.14 15 hours ago

entp-adviceorbust:

saaaaaasha:

freida-b-frosty:

littlesapphireknight:

How to get into college in 1983: get good grades

How to get into college in 2013: get good grades, speak six languages, be a rocket scientist, and end world hunger

How to pay for college 1983: Work part time and summers. Maybe take out minimal loans. 

How to pay for college 2013: Which of your organs is the most valuable? 

What to do with your degree in 1983: work in your field
What to do with your degree in 2013: cry

This

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29.Jul.14 15 hours ago

beautypeen:

listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something

(Source: doantshavedicks420, via perfectcrazycute)

29.Jul.14 15 hours ago

necrophilofthefuture:

you call your boyfriend “daddy”??? well that’s just disgusting, you incestuous pervert. I prefer “baby,” ya know— the word that means “child” or “infant.”

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29.Jul.14 15 hours ago