Joke of the day.

kirklandork:

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

image

(Source: flyingscotsman, via stinglikeafxingbee)

18.Apr.14 8 hours ago

urrplang:

colibooli:

almyro:

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

  • running upstairs
  • running downstairs
  • running
  • stoked on life
  • scared
  • walking through my house in the dark
  • bored
  • boobs

do girls really do this?

yes. yes they do. 

it’s the best

(Source: schnephanie, via chexhex)

18.Apr.14 8 hours ago

OSX Mavericks sucks. I miss lion. Instead of making my computer faster its gotten a fuck ton slower.

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